Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Corden's Storyline - The Slavedriver Jabba

Operative Nyx Reporting

I was on a mission with Lobo (@ShitLoboSays) when something heinous happened.  He managed to kill his Rodian target (along with everything else in the immediate vicinity) and upon exit was confronted with dozens of security personnel.  I threw a flash grenade and shot at them with a shotgun (which inadvertantly hit him as well), but they still were advancing.  Finally, I ran into the middle of the crowd and used Force Repulse which sent everyone (even Lobo) flying through the air.  He managed to get the Millenium Falcon to our position and we quickly lifted off en route to Tattooine and Jabba's Palace.

As a side note, I absolutely /hate/ going to Jabba's Palance.  The reason I say this is that sick Hutt is always trying to get in my pants or trick me into selling myself into his harem.  None the less, I figured by keeping my face covered, I would be safe.  When bartering for the bounty, Lobo got gypped by Jabba and sent into the Rancor pit where he was eaten alive.  While I was still reeling over that incident, Jabba's henchmen captured me and dragged me aboard another ship where I was flown to Jabba's other palace.  It was in transit that Corden (@Corden_Maximus) telepathically contacted me and started to come to my rescue. 

At Jabba's other palace, I was changed into standard slave clothing and a chain was put around my neck.  Jabba's translator (@translatordroid - Temporary Account) proceeded to translate the conversations between me and Jabba.  I tried using my Jedi powers, but Jabba had a device which blocked my ability to do so.  Apparently, he came prepared to capture and detain me indefinitely.  Somehow Corden managed to sneak into the facility without anyone noticing and at the right minute, started negotiating with Jabba for my release.  The sad thing is that Corden agreed to do a bounty for free in exchange for a "taste" of me.  Yes, that is exactly what it sounded like.  While in the back room, we managed to escape and go back to his ship. 

It is assumed Corden can never accept work from Jabba at this point, and that he's probably got a bounty on his head too for my release.

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